Wednesday, May 15, 2013
How To Kiss A Friend And Get Away With It
Ever been tempted to kiss a
friend? While it’s alright to
get attracted to a friend, it’s
not always the safest bet to
make a move. Find out how to
kiss a friend and get away
with it!
Kissing a friend is a tempting
proposition.
But unless it’s a mutual desire, it’s best to stay away from
such complications.
But if you really do want to get frisky with a pal, here’s your
guide on how to kiss a friend, the easy way.
It’s sneaky, but hey, if séxual desire matters more than
friendship to you, why not give this a go?
How to kiss a friend
Have you ever tried to kiss a friend? In most cases, it just
doesn’t work out.
Your friend may be shocked, surprised, or may want to stay
away from you.
But if you really do like a friend and want to take it further
down the path of love, then this piece on kissing a friend may
not be appropriate for you.
But on the other hand, if you just want know how to kiss a
friend, and then worry about your mixed feelings later, this
may be the easiest way forward.
There are a few times when you can kiss a friend and get
away with it, and a few other times when it’s just completely
inappropriate to kiss a friend.
Firstly we’ll get to the five ways by which you could kiss a
friend out of the blue, with no preamble or even a hint that
you’re attracted to your friend.
#1 Kissing a friend when you’re drunk
This is pretty much the safest way to kiss a friend and get
away with it. And let’s face it, more than half the first kisses
between friends use this move. When you’re out with this
friend you like or at a party, have a few drinks and wait for
the booze to kick in. And once you’re feeling the buzz, use
that as the perfect accidental excuse. Try and get the coziest
spot next to your friend, preferably an isolated spot.
Start a conversation with your friend and eventually start
whispering to your friend. Of course, you’re *drunk*, aren’t
you? Whispering into each other’s ears is completely
acceptable when you’re high!
And at some point of the conversation in between all the close
facial contact, go right up and kiss your friend. The kiss may
last a while longer if you’ve built a lot of séxual chemistry
through all the body contact, but even if your friend’s not
drunk, you’d still be able to sneak in a quick kiss. And your
friend can’t really get upset or do anything about it, after all,
you’re drunk out of your mind!
#2 Playing truth or dare
Kissing a friend doesn’t come easier than this. So if you’re
ever trying to figure how to kiss a friend, focus on arranging a
drinking game like spin the bottle or truth or dare.
Sometimes, you may get a kiss or a lot more than that. But at
other times, you may not always end up lucky and another
friend may end up kissing the friend you want to kiss. But not
to worry, if you didn’t get a chance to kiss your friend during
the game, just get drunk and go back to step #1!
#3 Kiss your friend when they’re consoling you
This is a sneaky move, and it’s another common ploy in
getting to kiss a friend. Many people use this, and quite
frankly, it works very well.
Have you just lost something of value and need some
consoling? Everyone needs a friend they’re down and need
consoling. So call the friend you like and tell them how
*depressed* you are and how much you’d appreciate it if they
could come over to your place to cheer you up.
When your friend comes by to your place, snuggle up and hug
your friend. Just stay in that position as you mumble your
sorry ass story and explain how depressed you are. At some
point, you’d know that your friend’s pretty comfortable with
the hug too. Now you can linger your hands on their back or
go straight for the kiss. The kiss may last a while, or a few
seconds. But if it does last, the kiss could lead both of you
into bed and even go a lot further.
On the other hand, if your friend does take offense, you could
apologize profusely and tell your friend you didn’t know what
came over you. Yeah right, you effing perv!
#4 Accidentally kiss your friend
Now if you want to know the dirt on how to kiss a friend
while trying this, you won’t be able to get a big, wet kiss
using this move. But on the upside, your friend can never
really point their finger at you, or even remotely accuse you.
So you’ve been clubbing recently? You know how hard you
have to shout to be heard over the blaring speakers, don’t
you? Almost always, two people who want to have a
conversation have to stick their faces together to be heard. If
you create an opportunity to create a quick successive series
of questions and answers, you can move your face across
when your friend’s yelling into your ear, and hey, guess what
you just did, you kissed your friend!
How to kiss a friend accidently conversation tip:
You: Hey, I’m going to get a drink, you want one too?!
Friend: Yeah!
You: What?!
Friend: Yeah, I’ll have one too!
You: What do you want to have?!
Friend: A beer!
You: What?!
Friend: A beeer!!
You: Why don’t you have a Hawaiian Volcano?
Friend: A Hawaiian wha….
You: A hawaiian vol… ummh!
Oops!! *Grin*
Now this works well even in a movie theater, and it’s sneaky,
isn’t it? And an improvisation of this kiss is when you both
are hugging and kissing each other goodbye. Turn your cheek
in ever so slightly when your friend’s about to kiss you
goodbye, and viola!
#5 How to kiss a friend via text flirting
Now this is a safe way to kiss your friend. It involves a lot of
late night texts which eventually lead to sizzling séxual
chemistry between both of you. It’s almost always foolproof
as long as you take your time and play it cool. Get this easy
step right, and you’re definitely going to do a lot more than
kiss your friend. Get this wrong, and it’s still safe for you!
Times when you just shouldn’t kiss a friend
Now that you know the best tips on how to kiss a friend
sneakily and avoid any complications, perhaps it’s time to
know the times when you should never really kiss a friend.
#1 When they’re being touchy feely
Look, friends can be touchy feely or every flirty at times. But
that’s just not enough of a reason to kiss a friend. Unless the
vibes are just right, don’t kiss your friend just because they’re
cuddling up or holding your hands. It’s risky and can cost you
your friendship and the intimacy.
#2 When your friend’s asleep
This is an absolute no-no. As tempting as a sleeping friend
can look, you just can’t kiss a friend when they’re asleep even
if you’re drunk. There’s every chance that your friend may
wake up and think you’re an absolute pervert! And your other
friends will have the same opinion too.
#3 When your friend’s hung over
This kind of a situation may work in a pórno flick and it’s a
great fantasy too, but it’s just not something you should ever
do. You may be really desperate or may have been looking for
an opportunity like this since forever, but just don’t do it.
There are far easier ways, so why bother with this. It’s just
really perverse, and you just can’t take advantage of a friend
who trusts your company.
An opportunity may crop up some other day, but never kiss a
friend if you find yourself in such a situation. Respect your
friend and yourself, because if you do take advantage of a
drunk friend, that makes you no different than a rapist.
#4 When your friend is grieving
Now it’s natural to feel physically and emotionally connected
when you’re hugging a grieving friend, but don’t use the
closure and take advantage of the situation. If your friend
makes the first move, then go right ahead. But if your friend
just wants a shoulder to lean on at a difficult time, be there
for your friend as a friend, not a lusty buddy.
So the next time you’re wondering how to kiss a friend,
look no further. This is as foolproof as it can get,
especially when you’re trying to get away with kissing a
friend!
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